Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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