she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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