Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
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