its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
You are the jesus of drinking
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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