so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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