he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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