David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I just stuffed five dollars in my near empty box of camels to remind myself to buy more. And my mom says I don't budget my money
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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