Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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