And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
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