try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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