They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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