Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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