She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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