We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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