Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
