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Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
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