Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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