Three words: puerto rican gang bang
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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