Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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