Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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