That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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