i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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