youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
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