True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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