he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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