god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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