Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just accidentally masturbated with tiger balm. best. accident. ever.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
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