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(856): View more from New Jersey

I'll just stay a virgin forever then

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You still have to go anyway

(856): View more from New Jersey

Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around

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(650): View more from California

Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..

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You've kissed worse.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.

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(561): View more from Florida

Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?

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(815): View more from Illinois

After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex

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