fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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