Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
you will always have a special place in my vag
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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