Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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