So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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