Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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