Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
We have so much sex to catch up on
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Randomize
