I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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