I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
