I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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