Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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