if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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