I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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