Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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