Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Randomize
