Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
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