Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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