I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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