can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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