Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
