She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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