Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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