Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
The air taste purple.
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