butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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