I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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