We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
