Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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