Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I'm jealous of your bromance
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
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